Oct 28 :: Mine’s Ryan Fallow — What’s Yours?

I planned on using an image from the Coyote Ugly Saloon here, but I've been trying to work with them and they're not being cooperative. So... to hell with 'em.

WHAT’S ALL THIS THEN?
Yotes visit Detroit this time — 7:30pm in the only time zone that matters. Even when I lived in Chicago, the Central Time Zone seemed worthless. Like a baby brother to the times they talk about on TV. But then it became second nature to subtract an hour from any time that was printed — and sometimes it got to the point where you had to remember WHO was giving you this time. If it was a local publication or station, it was the actual time they said… but if it was a national thing, it wasn’t. Very bizarre feeling, knowing for a FACT that you and everyone like you were very much an after-thought. Like, the party is at 9 o’clock, cool kids. The rest of you can figure it out, ya know, if you want… Anyway, 7:30pm East.

WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA?
The Wings are semi-hot, holding one of the better records in the NHL at the moment. Jimmy Howard, who is one game away from owning the Red Wings record for most consecutive games played without a regulation loss, went down with back spasms today and will not be available for the game. Joey MacDonald was called up to backup Chris Osgood — and Brian Rafalski was placed on short-term IR to make room, roster-spot wise (and Kris Draper was officially placed on long-term IR, creating cap space).

NOW WHERE WERE WE?
This is the second meeting of the young season for these two — the first being October 16th. The Wings were 2-1 winners in the desert, and there was no BizNasty sighting.

OH, HI AGAIN / MEMBA ME?! / BNN
Ray Whitney. Dan Cleary. Oliver Ekman-Larsson.

THEIR LAST GAMES
:: Detroit outlasted Anaheim, winning 5-4 on Saturday.
:: Phoenix took a curb-stomping in Ottawa, of all places, on Tuesday: 5-2.

EXPECTED LINEUP
Zetterberg — Datsyuk — Homer
Bertuzzi — Flapjack — Mulo
Scuttles — Modano — Suitor #1
Suitor #2 — Danger — Miller

Lidstrom — Stuart
Potter — Janik At the Disco
Amazon — Cirque du Salei

Pinto
Joey Mac

Scratches [nickname idea courtesy of @Wings3_26_97 and made with help from the Porn Star Name Generator]
Justin “Buck Darkholder” Abdelkader

Injuries
Kris “Sir Slapshot” Draper [groin]
Jonathan “Sinn” Ericsson [back]
Brian “Doctor Nekkid, DDS” Rafalski [knee]
James “Javier Spreadum” Howard [back]

Honorable Mentions
Todd “Buster Hump” Bertuzzi
Nicklas “Sir Phukzalot” Lidstrom
Dan “Orel Banger” Cleary
Patrick “Don Quickie” Eaves
Brad “Corporal Sticky” Stuart
Jiri “Lexx Jammer” Hudler
Christopher “Ronn Spankadocious” Osgood
Henrik “Spanky Peachybutt” Zetterberg
Darren “Gunnar Tang” Helm
Niklas “Orel Nutt” Kronwall
Johan “Sir Hardon” Franzen
Tomas “Mister Muffmuncher” Holmstrom
Darren “Ricky Cucumber” McCarty
Kirk “Doctor Rugmuncher” Maltby
Andreas “Dick Pantsmaster, Esquire” Lilja
Jason “Sir Jiggles” Williams

THE FIVE HOLE
1. Microscope firmly placed on Osgood, with news of the late scratch of Jimmy Howard. It’s a Wings World divided on his, and a good outing would go a long way. The team should be well-rested and they’re playing their A-team, for the most part, so Ozzie should have sufficient support in his return to the crease.
2. Ericsson should be ready to return next week-ish, which will mark the end of the Janik Era. Here’s a tissue.
3. The third line was put on notice by Uncle Mike — so expect to see some fireworks from them, in an effort to remain in the lineup. I doubt that Cleary’s in danger of losing a spot, but a lot was expected of Scuttles and Mike Modano is taking some time getting adjusted.
4. The top six look pretty nifty. If they keep up the scoring pace, with occasional contributions from secondary scoring on the lower ranks and strong defense led by a hotshot goaltender… we may have stumbled across a formula for winning hockey games. Novel idea, that.
5. BUY SOME SHIRTS! I gotta see if there’s a way to offer $1 off the Shirtuzzi if he scores…

WHAT WE LEARNED AGAINST THE DUCKS
Sniffle, Teemu has a boo boo. And it’s on his vagina.

620 thoughts on “Oct 28 :: Mine’s Ryan Fallow — What’s Yours?”

  1. Dick Pantsmaster… it’s a nickname so awesome I almost want Lils back on the team. Almost. Also, what are the chances we can get a “Gunnar Tang” line of shirts up and running by early next week?

  2. Eaves sent me an email to forward to you guy is as follows:

    “Can’t you call me the second suitor? Suitor number two sounds like a bathroom code, you know”

    He said first person to name the movie reference gets a cookie.

  3. Also worth noting, I tried 15 different versions of my name (rob, robert, robert james, 512 disch…and 11 others) to get a cool porn name using the generator, but none of them carried any level of awesomeness or dominance. So I hoped over to the mexican wrestling name generator…which will definitely have to make a pre-game appearance at some point…and was bestowed the following: El Dragon en los Pantalones.

    That, my friends, is a handle.

    1. Like Kronwall, the site gave me “Orel Nut,” so for the header, I went with the classic “Middle Name / Street You Grew Up On” formula. Hoping for more readers to drop theirs in…

      1. I thought the porn name game was to use the name of the dog you had while growing up and the street where you lived. If that’s the case, I’m Fluffy Shaftsbury (swear to God, that’s the name of the street I lived on in the D!) Michael, you would be P.J. Fallow.

        1. I think there are two different routes.

          One is Middle Name+Street You Grew Up On. The other is Childhood Pet+Street.

          I liked using both methods and going with PJ Fallow / PJ Mayfair. Ryan Fallow. Ryan Mayfair just sounds like a regular dude. And/or Superhero.

          Also, SHAFTSBURY? Why would Grandma and Poppy do such a thing? HA

    1. Why did I grow up on the rather boringly-named New York street? Insert-name-here New York just doesn’t sound nearly as cool as Tall Tree or Shaftsbury

  4. Not so sure that Ericsson is a step up from Janik on the “ready to play on the Wings’ blueline” scale. I’m just amazed that either of ’em have shifts where they don’t figuratively shit the bed.

  5. So…the porn star name generator disappeared, I found a different one. My name is apparently Spanky Bottoms. Or Jenny Jiggles

  6. Morning, Mr. Petrella. Sorry about last night’s… well… you know. Remember, I live in Dallas, and our team played a slightly different game out West and got their CowBoy Clocks Cleaned. We’re all looking for the BandAid box this morning. Chin Up, Doll. TGIF with a hug…. “KittyJoliet”

    1. Welcome to The Future ma. Excellent work navigating the labrynth of Disqus. Love the new handle. …and no, I’m not concerned at all that my mom used her (pet/street name) porn name as her handle for my hockey blog. Not at all.

  7. Pingback: download devil
  8. Pingback: myself
  9. Pingback: Scrapebox List
  10. Pingback: bamboo sheets
  11. Pingback: Grado Sr80
  12. Pingback: bigger bust
  13. Pingback: Taylor Armstrong
  14. Pingback: Background Check
  15. Pingback: financial advisor
  16. Pingback: Rob Rasner
  17. Pingback: phoenix locksmith
  18. Pingback: locksmith Miami
  19. Pingback: Games For Girls
  20. Pingback: Russell Armstrong
  21. Pingback: livecams
  22. Pingback: CieAura Helps
  23. Pingback: Quick money
  24. Pingback: Strip That Fat
  25. Pingback: P90X Workouts
  26. Pingback: apple mac mini
  27. Pingback: Sensa
  28. Pingback: Anonymous
  29. Pingback: Healthe Trim
  30. Pingback: i hate belly fat
  31. Pingback: volume pills
  32. Pingback: Affordable SEO
  33. Pingback: Flash Web Sites
  34. Pingback: online mlm secrets
  35. Pingback: Dating online
  36. Pingback: Hostgator Brasil
  37. Pingback: Patio slabs
  38. Pingback: logitech x540
  39. Pingback: Buy Auto Transport
  40. Pingback: Magniwork
  41. Pingback: Anonymous
  42. Pingback: Wine Aerator
  43. Pingback: Hypnosis
  44. Pingback: Debt Relief
  45. Pingback: Cheap Flash Drives
  46. Pingback: order viagra
  47. Pingback: blue buffalo
  48. Pingback: webcams
  49. Pingback: Wine Aerator
  50. Pingback: wagner 905
  51. Pingback: Kite Shop
  52. Pingback: logitech z-2300
  53. Pingback: science news
  54. Pingback: Kitesurfen Video
  55. Pingback: order viagra
  56. Pingback: Extenze
  57. Pingback: order viagra
  58. Pingback: la ink tattoos
  59. Pingback: Trigonemetry Tutor
  60. Pingback: John's Ramblings
  61. Pingback: buy viagra
  62. Pingback: gateway for sms
  63. Pingback: train horns
  64. Pingback: health and beauty
  65. Pingback: new rap songs
  66. Pingback: Hotel Safe
  67. Pingback: check it out
  68. Pingback: Duramax for sale
  69. Pingback: Dremel Stylus
  70. Pingback: Fracas Perfume
  71. Pingback: dune perfume
  72. Pingback: Hunstanton
  73. Pingback: Russell Armstrong
  74. Pingback: Benny Rogosnitzky
  75. Pingback: market place
  76. Pingback: Norfolk
  77. Pingback: viagra 50mg
  78. Pingback: Divorce Solicitors
  79. Pingback: buy viagra
  80. Pingback: Yamaha YPT210
  81. Pingback: eos 1d mark ii
  82. Pingback: camamra online
  83. Pingback: webcam
  84. Pingback: sports medals
  85. Pingback: Best US Hospitals
  86. Pingback: free dates
  87. Pingback: safety services
  88. Pingback: אלומיניום
  89. Pingback: new ipad giveaway
  90. Pingback: well pumps
  91. Pingback: minisite design
  92. Pingback: kohl's coupons
  93. Pingback: order viagra
  94. Pingback: Sir Walter Lawn
  95. Pingback: Albertsons coupons
  96. Pingback: reviews online
  97. Pingback: viagra 50mg
  98. Pingback: Luxury Bedding
  99. Pingback: EPILIERERBRAUN
  100. Pingback: minisite design
  101. Pingback: card Sleeves
  102. Pingback: viagra 50mg
  103. Pingback: Lowes Sheds
  104. Pingback: viagra 50mg
  105. Pingback: viagra 50mg
  106. Pingback: viagra 50mg
  107. Pingback: CXCSYLLABUS
  108. Pingback: hiphop honeys
  109. Pingback: viagra 50mg
  110. Pingback: photo Collages
  111. Pingback: oliviathepig
  112. Pingback: Ionut Costea
  113. Pingback: Dark Under Eye
  114. Pingback: dzustool
  115. Pingback: Glucose Monitor
  116. Pingback: dark under-vision
  117. Pingback: ebooks libraries
  118. Pingback: Glucose Meters
  119. Pingback: phoenix auto glass
  120. Pingback: lea furniture
  121. Pingback: bfskinner
  122. Pingback: shop e-book
  123. Pingback: pbabasketball
  124. Pingback: eBook Library
  125. Pingback: Diabetes
  126. Pingback: beinginformed
  127. Pingback: reviews cell phone
  128. Pingback: cordless drill
  129. Pingback: blue hydrangea
  130. Pingback: Glycemic Monitor
  131. Pingback: Bedroom Sets
  132. Pingback: discount viagra
  133. Pingback: walk in showers
  134. Pingback: Dark Under Eye
  135. Pingback: charter yachts
  136. Pingback: car paint repair
  137. Pingback: Diabetic Tips
  138. Pingback: presseverzeichnis
  139. Pingback: Scary Games
  140. Pingback: Tegaderm
  141. Pingback: free xbox 360
  142. Pingback: Online games
  143. Pingback: wicked lasers
  144. Pingback: free website
  145. Pingback: gossip girl
  146. Pingback: portable beds
  147. Pingback: Norwich Dentist
  148. Pingback: Jetblue Coupons
  149. Pingback: Kasper Suits
  150. Pingback: Online casino
  151. Pingback: Anonymous
  152. Pingback: Lexington Law
  153. Pingback: nascar stats
  154. Pingback: forex training
  155. Pingback: Free Wii
  156. Pingback: Anonymous
  157. Pingback: How To Start A Blog
  158. Pingback: Sherman Dodd
  159. Pingback: Kasper Suits
  160. Pingback: celebrex
  161. Pingback: Black Under Eyes
  162. Pingback: диета
  163. Pingback: free stuff
  164. Pingback: vw suv
  165. Pingback: Kasper Suits
  166. Pingback: Non-camera Phone
  167. Pingback: freemusicdownloads
  168. Pingback: home staging
  169. Pingback: best backpacks
  170. Pingback: help with debt
  171. Pingback: adios max review
  172. Pingback: Freida Baird
  173. Pingback: Jacinta Shipley
  174. Pingback: WestJet Promo Code
  175. Pingback: Remit to India
  176. Pingback: Bertram Seymour
  177. Pingback: clinique coupons
  178. Pingback: Ryan Kirkpatrick
  179. Pingback: Constance Munoz
  180. Pingback: stock promotion
  181. Pingback: adult chat rooms
  182. Pingback: viagra for sale
  183. Pingback: nikola tesla
  184. Pingback: M1 Sign Line
  185. Pingback: Wall TV Stands
  186. Pingback: Backlink Software
  187. Pingback: Emini Futures
  188. Pingback: handmade jewelry
  189. Pingback: spoke
  190. Pingback: Garden
  191. Pingback: manboobs
  192. Pingback: hairless rats
  193. Pingback: Escort Girl London
  194. Pingback: ARTION
  195. Pingback: Bathtub
  196. Pingback: email id list
  197. Pingback: ICICI Bank
  198. Pingback: said
  199. Pingback: stuck
  200. Pingback: Fathers Day Gifts
  201. Pingback: paintball paradise
  202. Pingback: club
  203. Pingback: Married Dating
  204. Pingback: 3D Printers
  205. Pingback: Yacon Syrup
  206. Pingback: sexy red boots
  207. Pingback: green car
  208. Pingback: Louer Ile Maurice
  209. Pingback: Best Offers
  210. Pingback: corner tv stands
  211. Pingback: Coupons
  212. Pingback: Steam Irons
  213. Pingback: up
  214. Pingback: Kasper Suits
  215. Pingback: DAting Tips Blog
  216. Pingback: Waterkettles Guide
  217. Pingback: invicta 8926
  218. Pingback: Black Friday
  219. Pingback: Defragmentation
  220. Pingback: Teak Furniture
  221. Pingback: Internet Marketing
  222. Pingback: in
  223. Pingback: The Best Diet Plan
  224. Pingback: Tammy Blogger Time
  225. Pingback: GM Diet
  226. Pingback: ICICI Bank India
  227. Pingback: Grape Growing
  228. Pingback: GUITARS Guide
  229. Pingback: DAting Tips Blog
  230. Pingback: SWTOR guides
  231. Pingback: casino bonus
  232. Pingback: Video Games Deals
  233. Pingback: Women Underwaer
  234. Pingback: hotels in benidorm
  235. Pingback: Quiet Treadmills
  236. Pingback: Video Game Store
  237. Pingback: July 4th Sales
  238. Pingback: PVC Front Doors
  239. Pingback: Beads Sale
  240. Pingback: Lcd Tv Deals
  241. Pingback: What Is Adoption
  242. Pingback: Lcd Tv Deals
  243. Pingback: grade
  244. Pingback: Sexcams
  245. Pingback: senuke x
  246. Pingback: computer reparatie
  247. Pingback: been
  248. Pingback: Blogger WOMan
  249. Pingback: Television Reviews
  250. Pingback: Television Reviews
  251. Pingback: HTC Desire Review
  252. Pingback: Liquid
  253. Pingback: Colon Cleanse
  254. Pingback: insurance agent
  255. Pingback: insurance agent
  256. Pingback: Tobi Lawerence
  257. Pingback: corset
  258. Pingback: miss america 2011
  259. Pingback: athens hotels
  260. Pingback: miss america 2011
  261. Pingback: Ibiza Car Hire
  262. Pingback: Yahaira Koles
  263. Pingback: cougar women
  264. Pingback: Television Reviews
  265. Pingback: Toms Place
  266. Pingback: Dreambox
  267. Pingback: theater tickets
  268. Pingback: bid us
  269. Pingback: bib aprons
  270. Pingback: improve golf swing
  271. Pingback: Dawannes
  272. Pingback: Place to Blog
  273. Pingback: Great
  274. Pingback: # dewalt tools
  275. Pingback: Ported
  276. Pingback: Hawks Tickets
  277. Pingback: Haircuts Durham
  278. Pingback: rap song
  279. Pingback: Sober House
  280. Pingback: miss football
  281. Pingback: Car games
  282. Pingback: Go Karts
  283. Pingback: flash games
  284. Pingback: roofing liberty mo
  285. Pingback: online viagra
  286. Pingback: generic cialis
  287. Pingback: Capricorn
  288. Pingback: Your Momma
  289. Pingback: custom metal signs
  290. Pingback: stomatologie
  291. Pingback: cheap hotels
  292. Pingback: blue cross
  293. Pingback: hotel
  294. Pingback: new movies release
  295. Pingback: INTERNET MARKETING
  296. Pingback: A Moment in Time
  297. Pingback: garena maphack
  298. Pingback: chef uniforms
  299. Pingback: buy viagra
  300. Pingback: how to grow taller
  301. Pingback: coupon
  302. Pingback: teen beds
  303. Pingback: AAA Visa
  304. Pingback: To
  305. Pingback: Dell XPS M1210
  306. Pingback: business
  307. Pingback: Google
  308. Pingback: Buy Beats
  309. Pingback: Slob
  310. Pingback: ex back
  311. Pingback: Tulsa mortgage
  312. Pingback: event tickets
  313. Pingback: Bowl
  314. Pingback: stock Market
  315. Pingback: electronics
  316. Pingback: diamond rings
  317. Pingback: prom dresses
  318. Pingback: wedding dresses
  319. Pingback: fashion
  320. Pingback: iphone
  321. Pingback: wedding dresses
  322. Pingback: Cliff
  323. Pingback: fashion auctions
  324. Pingback: Forex Signals
  325. Pingback: Ice
  326. Pingback: I
  327. Pingback: leaving room ideas
  328. Pingback: Disney Sweepstakes
  329. Pingback: garmin car gps
  330. Pingback: MySQL Replication
  331. Pingback: Click here
  332. Pingback: marietta cabinets
  333. Pingback: Motorcycle fairing
  334. Pingback: market place
  335. Pingback: unemployment rate
  336. Pingback: credit monitoring
  337. Pingback: Lime
  338. Pingback: Gerber Toilets
  339. Pingback: Find
  340. Pingback: super slots casino
  341. Pingback: Giochi Azione
  342. Pingback: Drug Detox
  343. Pingback: creditcarddebt
  344. Pingback: concert tickets
  345. Pingback: Black Friday
  346. Pingback: Anonymous

Comments are closed.